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Post by TaoLaoThienDia on Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:23 am

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself!
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night (very popular).
The 6th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 7th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
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Post by Cuden on Fri Sep 20, 2019 2:52 pm

Bà mia...đọc chủ đề sex thì người ta có hưng phấn mới đáng đọc.
Đằng này viết cái chi mà đọc xong bị tẩu hoả nhập ma, đéo hiểu cái chi hết.
Dẹp dùm
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Post by Kokuyukai on Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:15 pm

TaoLaoThienDia wrote:The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself!
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex
Which means you get nun in the morning, nun in the afternoon, and nun at night (very popular).
The 6th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
The 7th kind is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

Để dịch ra tiếng Việt dể hiểu "bình dân hoá" là thế này :

1) Đụng đâu ấy đó. đụng lần đầu tiên củng ấy luôn chả chừa.
2) Ấy tại nhà bếp cũng như số 1 thôi .
3) Ấy theo kiểu "trả bài" ... tức là cứ trả bài như con vẹt như công dân 1-SVPK sống trong chữ S phải trả bài nói "sống phải có 1 tâm hồn đạo đức như hồ chí minh" vậy thôi ..
4) Ấy tính theo lượng mỗi tháng.

5) Ấy theo kiểu tôn giáo .

Số 6 số 7 thấy dỏm quá khỏi dịch luôn
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