How it happened!
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How it happened!
One snowy morning I decide to make a snowman. A feminist past by and asked why I didn't make a snow woman.
So I made a snow woman and the lady next door complained of the snow woman voluptuous chest. Then the gay couple nearby complained that it should be 2 snowmen or 2 snowwomen instead.
And the vegan neighbor also complained about my usage of the carrots to decorate the figure and not for foods. Some other folks also complained that I was being a racist since the snow figure was white.
The Muslim family in the neighborhood said I need to put on a head scarf for the snow woman.
Also the police arrived and said someone complained that my snow woman was holding a broomstick and could be used as a weapon.
Frustrated, I muttered yes it could be used as a weapon if it shoved up someone's ass! Then the police arrested me because my statement was viewed as a threat to the community and seized my phone to check to see if I could be associated with terrorist!
The news spreads and next morning ISIS claimed responsibility that both the snow man, snow women, and I are accomplices for ISIS!!!
So I made a snow woman and the lady next door complained of the snow woman voluptuous chest. Then the gay couple nearby complained that it should be 2 snowmen or 2 snowwomen instead.
And the vegan neighbor also complained about my usage of the carrots to decorate the figure and not for foods. Some other folks also complained that I was being a racist since the snow figure was white.
The Muslim family in the neighborhood said I need to put on a head scarf for the snow woman.
Also the police arrived and said someone complained that my snow woman was holding a broomstick and could be used as a weapon.
Frustrated, I muttered yes it could be used as a weapon if it shoved up someone's ass! Then the police arrested me because my statement was viewed as a threat to the community and seized my phone to check to see if I could be associated with terrorist!
The news spreads and next morning ISIS claimed responsibility that both the snow man, snow women, and I are accomplices for ISIS!!!
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